01 It's a cow, and that's no bull!!! or how you tell their sex.
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02 Do they shave??? or how their bells define them.
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03 They don't toot their own horns??? or how bulls can be identified by their antlers (they are not horns)!
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04 What's with the funny ears??? or how ear irregularities can be used to ID them.
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05 They're not naturally aggressive really??? or how to deal with an angry moose.
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06 What's that little wobbly thing??? or what it's like being a newborn moose.
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07 Is that a small adult??? or how fast calves grow and how long they stay with mom.
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08 Where's mommy??? or what becomes of orphans.
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09 Who's your buddy there??? or how moose get along (although they don't herd).
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10 What's up, boss??? or how moose show deference.
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11 Like my rack??? or how moose use their antlers.
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12 Are you kidding me??? or when moose of all kinds spar.
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13 Are they fighting or hugging??? or how cows play.
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14 How long can they go on??? or when cows play ceaselessly.
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15 Do moose gambol??? or when moose go nuts.
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16 Calves gambol too??? or when calves are most comical.
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17 Are they hurting each other??? or when apparent aggression is just play.
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18 What are those kids doing??? or how kids always seem to want to play.
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18.5 What do you call them??? or why names make a difference.
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19 What are those young bulls doing??? or how adolescents up the game.
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20 Hey, Ma, how'm I doin'??? or how moose swim.
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21 Hey, Ma, where ya goin'??? or how newborns feel about water.
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22 Hey, Ma, where you goin'??? or how moms train their calves to swim.
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23 Should you be eating on the run??? or how some moose gorge themselves as they swim.
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24 Hey, Ma, how'm I doin' now??? or how calves learn to love the water.
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25 What did water ever do to you??? or how bulls let off steam in a pond.
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26 Are you talking to me??? or how calves take it out on road signs.
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27 You messin' with me??? or how moms protect their calves.
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28 Who are you??? or how calves look different than adults.
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29 What's your name, gorgeous??? or how magnificent calves can become.
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